Погода: Глазго, январь

Glaswegians describe January honestly and in both directions. The bad version: "it can seem like you have spent the whole day encased in a flotation tank, it is so dark and dismal." The good version, from the same thread: "it can be really nice, although cold, some days with bright crisp days." The constraint either way is light — "it will not get light until after 8am and dark before 5pm," with one poster putting it at "more or less dark by 4pm" and about "6–7 hours of usable daylight." Snow and ice are possible but the city centre usually stays clear, because traffic volume keeps the streets from icing. Two upsides regulars offer: "there will be no midges," and bare trees give better views of the lochs from the road. Our record: 7.7 daylight hours, 3.1 hours of sun, 14 rain days.

Regulars describe genuinely opposite real experiences within the same month - one visitor's back two weeks were glorious with just a couple of showery days, another reported rain most days of their trip - and are consistent this marks the first real sign of autumn, capable of swinging between warm sunny stretches and pretty severe storms. Our row backs the cool, wet read, 16.7C over 8.4C nights feeling 7C, with a real 94.6mm of rain across 14.5 days. Regulars are reassuring on two fronts at least: it almost certainly won't snow and almost certainly won't exceed 30C, narrowing the real range even if the day-to-day outcome stays a genuine toss-up. The record: humidity 84 percent, 6.7 hours of sun, a 19.5 kph wind and one of the cleanest air readings in this project, AQI 31.

Regulars are candid that this is technically one of Scotland's warmest months yet still genuinely wet, and that the city itself sees more rain than the drier east side of the country - unpredictability that regulars say doesn't stop people coming and having a good time regardless. Our row backs the wet read directly, a real 105mm of rain across a striking 16.9 days, alongside mild warmth, 18.7C reading as 17C, over 10.6C nights. Humidity sits high at 83 percent, giving even a dry hour a damp, cool-feeling edge rather than a crisp one. Regulars' practical takeaway is to plan indoor backups for any single day rather than assume the warmest month means reliably dry. The record: 8.5 hours of sun, an 18.6 kph wind and one of the cleanest air readings in this project, AQI 29.

Regulars offer May as better odds rather than a promise: a fair share of dry, sunny days, longer light than almost any month, and fewer visitors than high summer - but it will rain at some point and nobody can say when or how much. It might be glorious and in the low twenties or cold, wet and windy. Our row sits at the sober end, 16.2C days feeling like 14C over 6.5C nights, with 71.7mm across 12.7 days. The compensation is 16.3 hours of daylight. Layers and a waterproof outer, as ever here. The record: humidity 77 percent, 10 hours of sun, a 17.9 kph wind and AQI 39.

Glasgow-forum threads on June packing are blunt: the weather could be lovely and sunny or could be raining most of the time, and it can shift between the two within a few hours - bright sun, sleet, cloud and bright sun again, all in one afternoon. The standing kit is short and long sleeves both, a lightweight jacket plus a separate waterproof hooded rain jacket, waterproof boots (trainers mean cold wet feet), and a jumper with hat and gloves for anywhere windy. The record matches the unpredictable read more than any single forecast: 18.4C days, 9.6C nights, 93mm of rain across nearly sixteen days and ten hours of sun, against seventeen and a half hours of daylight to actually use between the showers.