Kapkaupunki sää — heinäkuu

Regulars are specific that the strong southeasterly wind this month doesn't hit every beach equally - Bantry Bay and Clifton stay largely sheltered, while Camps Bay and Fish Hoek take the brunt of it, a real, checkable reason to pick one beach over another for a calmer day. Our row backs the warm, windy read, 26.3C over 15.9C nights, with rain minimal at 17.4mm across 3.7 days and a real 25.8 kph wind. Regulars are consistent the sea itself runs genuinely cold on the Atlantic side regardless of the warm air, cold enough that packing a few light layers for cooler, wind-blown evenings makes sense even in the height of summer. The sea sits at 14.2C. The record: humidity 68 percent, 12.9 hours of sun and AQI 60.

April is late autumn here, and regulars put a rough number on the unpredictability: about seven days out of thirty might not be great, the first of the winter cold fronts arriving without much warning and turning a warm afternoon into jeans-and-a-jacket weather within hours. Our row backs the mild majority, 24.3C over 12.8C with 25.1mm of rain across 4.3 days, in a summer wind that has mostly abated by now at 19.9 kph. On the sea they are consistent across seasons: the Atlantic side runs cold whatever month it is, and our column's 14.6C confirms it - the warmer swimming is on the other side of the peninsula, not this one. The record: humidity 75 percent, 9.7 hours of sun and AQI 74.

October starts the south-easter season and regulars say plainly that this city rarely has a day without wind - usually under a sunny sky and not a cold wind, but often a strong one. Our row measures 23.2 kph against 23.6C days and evenings of 12 to 15C that want a thin sweater. The consequence is a timetable for the thing everyone comes for: the south-easter pushes cloud over Table Mountain through the afternoon, so mornings and evenings are the reliable windows, and the cable car is best before eight, ahead of the tour buses. Mid-spring, so still some flowers and still occasionally chilly. The record: 17.6mm across 3.8 days, 11.7 hours of sun and a 15.2C sea.

Cape Town forum regulars call August one of the poorer weather months, genuinely mixed rather than uniformly bad: “maximum temperatures around 17°C and reasonably high chances of rain,” but “unlike European winters, bad weather days typically last only 2-3 days before glorious sunny days follow.” A typical week mixes “lovely bright sunny days with temperatures up to 20°C” against others that are wet and windy, nights running 5-10°C. Standard packing: a genuinely waterproof and windproof jacket, beanie, fleece, layers. The trade regulars actually recommend the month for: whale-watching season, wildflower displays north of the city, cheaper rates and quieter restaurants still running their winter specials. Our record: 16.4°C days, 9.1°C nights, 9 rain days and 59.6mm of rain — cool and genuinely wet nearly a third of the days, matching the “mixed, not uniformly bad” read.